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Dr. Z's Unhappy Meal
political cartoon panel of new al qaeda leader ayman al 
zawahiri commanding customers of the terror franchise to order fries line drawing people power parody art ink on paper 2011 june 16 , from laughzilla for TheDailyDose.com

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"Doctor Ayman al Zawahiri has been named successor to Osama bin Laden. His new role as Al Qaeda chief includes making more threats against the West, and finding a new hideout million dollar mansion in an ass-backwards country." ~ Yasha Harari


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"Top 10 Al Qaeda jokes"

10) New Al Qaeda boss Ayman al Zawahiri is so uncharismatic, his PR agency is betting on the Fear Factor of his ugly mug.

9) Playboy scored a cover shoot and centerfold pictorial of Osama bin Laden's youngest wife, but they fear they won't sell many copies as long as she's wearing her full body veil.

8) Now that Zawahiri heads Al Qaeda, he is demanding that Obama's Universal Healthcare Plan includes Islamic terrorists fighting against America.

7) Al Qaeda is on the run. They figure the excercise will get them back in shape, and it's an excuse to take off the turbans.

6) Al Qaeda is so damaged since the death of Osama bin Laden, they put a doctor in charge to staunch the bleeding.

5) AL QAEDA: At Last Quetta Announced Ending Dangerous Alliances.

4) Al Qaeda wants to produce its own version of American Idol. In their version, one loser is executed each week, and the winner gets a martyrdom contract and will see their career explode.

3) ZAWAHIRI: Zoro Always Warned Against Haters Imitating Righteous Indignation.

2) Dr. Ayman al-Zawahiri has been actively working in terrorism since age 15, which means if tried in the U.S., his first bosses may be tried for violating Child Labor laws.

... and the #1 Al Qaeda joke is:

1) About Dr. Ayman al-Zawahiri you may know little, but you can be sure he doesn't operate at the Mayo Clinic.


Reference: Yasha Harari for TheDailyDose.com.





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