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    RIP Gill Scott-Heron
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    "Gil Scott-Heron will be remembered as the Godfather of spoken word poetry that spawned and influenced rap and hip hop, and for puttin' up Whitey on the Moon." ~ Yasha Harari


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    10) Gil Scott-Heron would have written these jokes, if Whitey weren't on the Moon.

    9) The Soul of the Black Panther Era can not be fully contained by a Gil Scott-Heron album, but it sure sounds better that way.

    8) Would you download The Bottle by Gil Scott-Heron if it didn't include his juice?

    7) You can take Whitey off of the Moon, but you can't take Gil Scott-Heron out of afro-american beat poet history.

    6) Would America's armed forces be dropping bombs or droppin' beats if Gil Scott-Heron were President?

    5) If Gil Scott-Heron and the Devil had a spoken word battle before a sold out crowd at Madison Square Garden, it would be televised.

    4) Would the works of Gil Scott-Heron be an internet meme if a rat had not bitten his sister Nell?

    3) You can dissect and bisect the Pieces of a Man, but you can't fuse Gil Scott-Heron with strict obedience to authority and the status quo.

    2) Would America's economy be in the state that it's in, if Gil Scott-Heron were President?

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    1) The Revolution Will Not Be Televised -- it will be shared online.


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