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  • :^) Friday, May 20, 2011 {Vol. 15, # 100} (^8  

    Laughzilla's Last Link! (Now Up Front!)
    Obama says another stupid thing
    political cartoon panel featuring obama saying israel should go back to 
pre-1967 borders in line drawing relationship satire cyberculture parody art ink on paper 2011 may 20 , from laughzilla for TheDailyDose.com

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    Funny One Liner:
    "Obama demanding Israeli withdrawal to the pre 1967 lines before asking the Palestinians to recognize Israel, is about as likely to make peace as telling the little kid to give his milk money to the big bully in order to talk about stopping the bullying." ~ Yasha Harari


    The Daily Dose Joke:
    "Top 10 Obama middle east policy jokes"

    10) Ever the campaigner, President Obama has the best American Presidential solution for the Arab - Israel conflict: Talk a lot and do very little.

    9) President Obama's politically correct policy towards Israel and the Palestinians is about as likely to make Hamas come to terms with the Jewish State as the Space Shuttle is to fly in 2012.

    8) President Obama's Middle East policy is like an empty pita: It has no felafel balls.

    7) When President Obama said that Israel and the Palestinians go back to the pre 1967 borders plus some swaps, he meant he hopes both sides exchange gifts of their colorful music and foods.

    6) What President Obama fails to get about the Middle East conflict between Israel and the Palestinians, is that it can't be resolved while both sides are still throwing things at each other.

    5) If President Obama really wanted to help stop the senseless war between the Israelis and Palestinians, he would stop doing what every politician does too much -- flapping his windbag.

    4) The Palestinians are disappointed that President Obama read Israel the riot act about conceding land prior to negotiations, because he failed to tell Israelis to jump into the sea and drown themselves.

    3) As Israeli Prime Minister Netanyahu reacted to President Obama's Middle East policy speech, he might have suggested that America give its mainland back to the Indians and Hawaii back to its natives.

    2) When it comes to the Middle East, President Obama has a vision. A short-term, politically-driven vision of his re-election campaign in 2012.

    ... and the #1 Obama middle east policy joke is:

    1) President Obama has outlined his way to get Israel to end its conflict with the Palestinians ... piece by piece.


    Reference: Yasha Harari for TheDailyDose.com.


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