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:^) Sunday, February 14, 2010 {Vol. 14, # 079} (^8  

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A reminder of why Valentine's Day is for lovers.
Valentine's Day ... 
Because love's not complicated enough

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"A Valentine's Day Caution: Beware of Geeks baring GIFs." ~ Yasha Harari

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"Top Ten Worst Valentine's Day Gifts"

10. Anything she has to repair.

9. Anything that you accidentally stumbled upon that you could otherwise have bought.

8. Your iPod with your favorite porn collection on it.

7. A subscription in her name to Tubby Trolls Magazine.

6. Sporting Goods. Do you really want her playing with any balls other than yours?

5. A Chainsaw.

4. A public photo album with 1,000 pics taken of her drunken antics in Tijuana.

3. Action Movies.

2. All the ingredients for her to cook your favorite meal, plus new pots, vacuum cleaners, and other cleaning devices.

... and the #1 Worst Valentine's Day Gift is:

1. That ring you gave your ex-girlfriend, which she threw back in your face the day she dumped you. You know, the one in the picture your current girlfriend keeps asking you to throw out.

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