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"Congratulation to Bubble wrap. It's about fifty years old now. And so is the grumbly parental expression "Will you stop popping those damn noisy bubbles, kid?"" ~ Yasha Harari

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"Top Ten Uses for bubble wrap"

1. Bubble wrapping underneath the wallpaper can prevent it hurting so much when you hit your head against the wall in frustration.

2. Apply it to all the pavements in the world to cut down on suicide rates.

3. Wrap up the blades in a liquidiser to prevent the little ones hurting themselves.

4. Wrap up the bar in the bar joke so that the poor guy doesn't have to go "ow" any more.

5. Bubble wrap handcuffs to prevent the fragile criminals from hurting their wrists when they get arrested.

6. Bubble wrap the bars in the cells as well.

7. Bubble wrap the planet to fend off alien invasions.

8. Fill bubble wrap with ozone and wrap it around the planet to replace the ozone layer.

9. Wrap it around your torso to stop your sides splitting when you laugh too much.

10. Bubble wrap your bike pedals so they don't scrape your ankles when you get on awkwardly.

Reference: 101 Uses for Bubble Wrap

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