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"Top Ten things Apple iProducts can't do"

10. Carry your briefcase.

9. Wash your dishes.

8. Do your laundry.

7. Knockout Mike Tyson in a real boxing match.

6. Fix the economy.

5. Pay for nationalized healthcare.

4. Solve String theory.

3. Grant you eternal salvation.

2. Scare away vampires, ghosts, werewolves and succubbi.

... and the #1 thing Apple iProducts can't do is:

1. Clean your windows.

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