"Top Ten funny Willie Nelson and Cyber Monday jokes"
10. Q: Why do Americans love Willie Nelson?
A: Every once in a while we get to chant "Free Willie" and not be shouting about a killer whale.
9. Q: Why did Willie Nelson allegedly admit to posession of weed on the day before Thanksgiving, in 2010?
A: It was the year he made contact high with the arresting officer.
8. Q: How is Willie Nelson like the whale in the movie Free Willie?
A: They both need to be freed.
7. Q: What do you think Willie Nelson would say to Willie the whale if he could talk?
A: Actually, you just have to listen carefully. Willie Nelson can talk.
6. Q: Why do Willie Nelson feel like a turkey on Cyber Monday?
A: Despite being possibly locked up until next year, he survived the Thanksgiving weekend.
5. Q: Which family usually spends the most on Black Friday?
A: The one who earns the least.
4. Q: Where did Willie Nelson's entourage buy on Black Friday?
A: A visit to Willie in a Texas lockup.
3. Q: Why did Willie Nelson get busted for weed the day before Thanksgiving?
A: The Sheriff in Texas figured it was easier to catch a geriatric country singer than another boatload of illegal Mexicans!
2. Q: What did Willie Nelson buy on Black Friday, 2010?
A: More expensive lawyers.
... and the #1 funny Willie Nelson joke is:
1. Q: Where did Willie Nelson want to be on Cyber Monday, 2010?
A: On The Road Again.