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"Top Twelve Sperm One-liners to Eggs in 2010"

12. I'm Chuck Norris' sperm and I kicked all these other sperms' asses just for you.

11. Hey Ova, come 'round here periodically?

10. So what's an egg like you doing in a Fallopian tube like this?

9. Hey what's your facebook? Add me as a friend and I'll enter your profile.

8. I'm glad you twittered me your position. Let's grow our follower bases together.

7. Wow! So this is what life is like on the other side of the condom!?

6. I'm a donor sperm, baby. I was sent here to make your dreams come true.

5. I got a tail and you got a sphere. Let's make a baby and get outta here!

4. Don't worry, darling, by the time we can vote, Obama and Palin will be old news.

3. I'm Tiger Woods sperm, and after this party is over, you never saw me, even if I have to pay you millions to stay quiet.

2. Let's plug in to each other and swap DNA, iTunes and mp3s.

... and the #1 Sperm One-liners to Eggs in 2010:

1. It's 2010, baby. The year we make contact.

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