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The All New Toyota Prius - Quicker than a heavy foot on the gas pedal.
Toyota Prius - Gets you 
there faster than you even try.

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"Toyota! We Are Driven. We stop at nothing ... Literally." ~ Roger K.

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"Top 10 List of Toyota Slogans"

10) Sudden acceleration. Oh what a feeling.

9) Wild Ride.

8) Non-stop fun.

7) Puts the pedal to the metal.

6) Never brakes.

5) Fast Forward.

4) The easiest car to drive in a demolition derby.

3) Take your foot off the gas and still arrive ahead of time.

2) Prius. Not just a hybrid. Also an insurance liability.

... and the #1 Toyota Slogan is:

1) If you stole a new Corolla, pray it doesn't Rock 'n Roll ya.

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