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25 Days of Weird Christmas: Festivus, for real. - San Francisco Chronicle (blog)

25 Days of Weird Christmas: Festivus, for real.
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'Alice in Wonderland': Even More Wonderfully Weird in Full-Length Trailer - Moviefone

'Alice in Wonderland': Even More Wonderfully Weird in Full-Length Trailer
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When the first trailer for Tim Burton's live-action take on Lewis Carrol's 'Alice in Wonderland' premiered at Comic-Con in July, it seemed like Burton had ...

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I'm Dreaming of a Weird Christmas - Charleston City Paper

Charleston City Paper

I'm Dreaming of a Weird Christmas
Charleston City Paper
The stars of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and "Weird Al" Yankovic have come together for a hilarious holiday event. The Dec. 16 broadcast features Kevin ...

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Ghosts, masturbation and weird findings - NEWS.com.au

Ghosts, masturbation and weird findings
NEWS.com.au
- Pulling a tick off the wrong way can lead to meat allergy. An Australian doctor found the link while studying rising cases of the allergy among people who ...

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Photonic Crystals Reveal Weird Light Behavior Physicists hope to use it for ... - Softpedia

Photonic Crystals Reveal Weird Light Behavior Physicists hope to use it for ...
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English Is Weird ???? In Malaysia Only - Malaysia Star (blog)

English Is Weird ???? In Malaysia Only
Malaysia Star (blog)
some funny ministers said English is Weird and must use bahasa malaysia or bahasa melayu, one even uttered sinister words such as cakap orang puuuu tiiiih. ...

Wacky and weird calls to the RSPCA - Great Yarmouth Mercury

Wacky and weird calls to the RSPCA
Great Yarmouth Mercury
Whilst the majority of these calls are of a serious nature, occasionally they range from the weird and wonderful to the downright wacky. ...
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Solomon Kane Movie Updates Pulp Fiction Classic - Wired News

Solomon Kane Movie Updates Pulp Fiction Classic
Wired News
Pulp fiction hero Solomon Kane clambers off the ancient pages of Weird Tales and onto the screen in a fire-and-brimstone period piece devoted ...

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Even Johnny Depp's awards are weird - New York Post (blog)

New York Post (blog)

Even Johnny Depp's awards are weird
New York Post (blog)
Typically when a star's career is celebrated, there's a highlight reel, copious compliments from peers and some sort of diamond-encrusted statuette. ...

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Can knock 'em, can't budge 'em
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'Up in the Air' flies high with six Golden Globe nominationsBoston Globe
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Stephen Colbert skates onto a Sports Illustrated cover
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Comedian Jo Koy, who tossed the books and took the stage in college, will ... - Dallas Morning News

Comedian Jo Koy, who tossed the books and took the stage in college, will ...
Dallas Morning News
When not drifting into daydreams during classes, Koy popped into comedy club Catch a Rising Star, a stone's throw from the UNLV campus. ...

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Second City Looks Back in Laughter - New York Times

Second City Looks Back in Laughter
New York Times
CHICAGO ? On a frigid Wednesday night in December 1959, a revolution in comedy began here, almost unobserved. ...
SCTV comedy troupe was 'Second' to noneNewsday (subscription)

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Fey, Falco, Cox among actresses snubbed in Golden Globe nominations broadcast - Washington Post

Fey, Falco, Cox among actresses snubbed in Golden Globe nominations broadcast
Washington Post
Tell that to Courteney Cox, Edie Falco, Toni Collette, Lea Michele and the reigning queen of TV comedy, Tina Fey. ...

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Second City's 50th: no laughing matter - Victoria Advocate

CBC.ca

Second City's 50th: no laughing matter
Victoria Advocate
That certainly was news last weekend at Second City, the world's longest-running comedy revue, which hosted its 2600th consecutive ...
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Comedy Store family dispute is no laughing matter - Los Angeles Times

Los Angeles Times

Comedy Store family dispute is no laughing matter
Los Angeles Times
Pauly Shore claims in a lawsuit that his brother Peter has been exerting 'undue influence' over their ailing mother Mitzi, the famed comedy club's owner. ...

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Teen comedy improv class offered Mon. - Iowa City Press Citizen

Teen comedy improv class offered Mon.
Iowa City Press Citizen
The Iowa City Recreation Department is offering a one-day class on comedy improvisation for teens from 9 am to 4 pm Monday at the Robert A. Lee Recreation ...

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The 'Simpsons' comedy tree - CNN

The 'Simpsons' comedy tree
CNN
Here are just a few of the roots of the "Simpsons" comedy tree and the branches of those it gave life to. (The following, illustrated by the doughnut at the ...

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CBS drowns out sing-a-longs with comedy/crime - Pegasus News

CBS drowns out sing-a-longs with comedy/crime
Pegasus News
... premiere of NBC's The Sing-Off failed to hit any ratings high notes against CBS' new episodes of its regular Monday night comedy quartet and CSI: Miami. ...

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HOW I SEE IT: Tiger sure did hoodwink America
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Venting at the Office Helps Hearts - Wall Street Journal

Venting at the Office Helps Hearts
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The daily dose of folic acid in the studies was up to six times as high as the average dose delivered by US fortification. The studies took place in Norway, ...

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As I See It: New law offers smokers hope (Dec. 9)
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First thoughts: No pain, no gain?
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Stallergenes: Oralair: Very Positive 3-Year Results of the Long-Term Study
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Wednesday Web Resources: Milo, Free Sales Compass, and Youtego
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Will the Government Pay Billions to Katrina Victims? - The AtlanticWire (blog)

The AtlanticWire (blog)

Will the Government Pay Billions to Katrina Victims?
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GUEST VIEWPOINT: New laws will help smokers quit, but more efforts needed - The Register-Guard

GUEST VIEWPOINT: New laws will help smokers quit, but more efforts needed
The Register-Guard
Even though most smokers know they should quit, they find it very difficult to go without the daily dose of nicotine that tobacco products provide. ...

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Revlimid Alternate-Day Dosing Regimen Shows Promise In Myelodysplastic Syndromes - The MDS Beacon

Revlimid Alternate-Day Dosing Regimen Shows Promise In Myelodysplastic Syndromes
The MDS Beacon
Previous attempts to reduce Revlimid's side effects included lowering the daily dose from 10 mg to 5 mg. This did decrease side effects, but it did not ...

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Sarah & Hugh Get Funny In 'Did You Hear About The Morgans' Movie Trailer - OnTheFlix

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Sarah & Hugh Get Funny In 'Did You Hear About The Morgans' Movie Trailer
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Obama, now with more funny, says home improvements are "sexy" - Washington Examiner (blog)

Obama, now with more funny, says home improvements are "sexy"
Washington Examiner (blog)
Tuesday found the president uncommonly funny at a Home Depot in Northern Virginia. He was there to talk rebates for weatherizers, known as "cash for ...

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Grit contest not funny after all - Toronto Sun

Grit contest not funny after all
Toronto Sun
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Stupid Book, Be More Funny - Baltimore City Paper

Stupid Book, Be More Funny
Baltimore City Paper
Ortved is at pains from the preface to lower expectations on that score: "I didn't want to write about comedy, about why The Simpsons is funny; that's not ...

David Appleton, Derek Humphrey, and pals find the funny on the dance floor - Charleston City Paper

Charleston City Paper

David Appleton, Derek Humphrey, and pals find the funny on the dance floor
Charleston City Paper
by Nick Smith by Gervase Caycedo by Nick Smith "We're kind of like the Captain Planet of funny," David Appleton says, describing himself, ...

'Coastie Song' stirs up U. of Wisconsin campus - The Associated Press

The Associated Press

'Coastie Song' stirs up U. of Wisconsin campus
The Associated Press
"They say it's just a funny song, but obviously it's come to be much more than that," said Michelle Langer, a sophomore from Milwaukee. ...

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'Big Bang Theory' is an evolved portrayal of scientists (and fanboy funny!) - Los Angeles Times (blog)

'Big Bang Theory' is an evolved portrayal of scientists (and fanboy funny!)
Los Angeles Times (blog)
Writer Steven Paul Leiva drops by the Hero Complex today with an appreciation of the CBS series "The Big Bang Theory," which airs Monday nights at 9:30 pm ...

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A funny thing happened on the way toToronto - National Post

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A funny thing happened on the way toToronto
National Post
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Religion is a funny thing - Spring Hope Enterprise

Religion is a funny thing
Spring Hope Enterprise
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John Mayer Taking a Break From the Ladies - E! Online (blog)

John Mayer Taking a Break From the Ladies
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