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"The network news shows dedicated twenty times more coverage to Tiger Woods' affairs than they did to the Climategate scandal. They figure now that the cat is out of the bag, it's less interesting to nail cagey lying scientists with punchlines than it is to cage the big cat lying down with his club and females. The big bro.ad.cast media can't see the climate change forrest for the Woods." ~ Laughzilla


The Daily Dose Joke:
"Top Eleven Climatologist and Tiger Woods Jokes"

11.
Q: How are climatologists like lawn mowers?
A: They're hard to get working, they emit noxious odors, and half the time they do a bad job.

10.
Q: What's the similarity between climatologists' Global Warming Theory and the Tiger Woods multiple women scandal?
A: They both have a lot of holes in them.

9.
Q: What do you instantly know about a well-dressed Tiger?
A: His wife is good at clubbing for cash.

8.
Q: What is the difference between a sofa and a Tiger watching Fashion TV?
A: The sofa doesn't keep sneaking off to bang more women when his model mate's not looking.

7.
Q: What is the difference between a sofa and a Tiger watching golf?
A: The sofa doesn't keep sneaking off to practice sinking his putts and scoring more holes in the wrong ones.

6.
Q: What is the difference between East Anglia Climatologists and Tiger Woods?
A: Climatologists want one model to satisfy their every need. Tiger Woods wants every model to satisfy his one need.

5.
Q: How do you get a married Tiger to stop banging other women?
A: Have his wife meet him at the club.

4.
Q: How does a Climatologist show he's planning for the future?
A: He fakes two data sets instead of one.

3.
Q: How many lying climatologists does it take to prove global warming will kill us all?
A: None. It should just be proven by the time the media shows up to get in bed with them in Copenhagen.

2.
Q: How is a British hacker like TMZ?
A: At roughly the same time, each one exposed a paper Tiger and the Climate Changed.

... and the #1 Climatologist and Tiger Woods Joke:

1.
Q: What's the difference between Tiger Woods and intelligent East Anglia climatologists?
A: Tiger Woods has been spotted several times.


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