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Football's bizarre injury treatments, weird cures, strange remedy - Global - ESPN

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The call of the weird
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Ex-Girlfriend Granted TRO Against "Weird Science" Actor Michael Anthony Hall - AHN

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Ex-Girlfriend Granted TRO Against "Weird Science" Actor Michael Anthony Hall
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National Organization for Marriage: Miss California "Sex Tape" Scandal "Weird ... - Lifesite

National Organization for Marriage: Miss California "Sex Tape" Scandal "Weird ...
Lifesite
Regarding the scandal, Gallagher said she had no personal knowledge of the allegations, but called the affair "weird, sad and ugly. ...

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Wild's Brent Burns ready to reverse 'weird stat' - Pioneer Press

Wild's Brent Burns ready to reverse 'weird stat'
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Donny Osmond may be headed home after weird dance on 'Dancing with the Stars' - The Grand Rapids Press - MLive.com

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Donny Osmond may be headed home after weird dance on 'Dancing with the Stars'
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Weird Team Makes Weird Trade With Bad Team, News At 11
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Is Ryan Reynolds The New King Of Romantic Comedy?
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Outnumbered tops comedy awards list - The Press Association

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Outnumbered tops comedy awards list
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The groundbreaking family comedy Outnumbered is leading the way at this year's British Comedy Awards, bagging five nominations. ...
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Comedy movies are laughing all the way to the bank - USA Today

Comedy movies are laughing all the way to the bank
USA Today
Comedy is still king in Hollywood. If anything, its rule has gotten stronger, with even savagely reviewed comedies producing big ...

Kevin Knox, 53, veteran Boston area comedian - Boston Herald

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Kevin Knox, 53, veteran Boston area comedian
Boston Herald
By Herald staff Veteran Boston comedian Kevin Knox died yesterday morning at Brigham & Women's Hospital after a six-year battle with cancer. He was 53. ...
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Rating: PG, Animated comedy - AHN

Rating: PG, Animated comedy
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A rejoinder to all those science fiction creature features of the fifties, Planet 51 is an animated alien adventure comedy that flip-flops the residents and ...

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Michael Richards Turns Racial Scandal Into Comedy Bit - TheCelebrityCafe.com

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Michael Richards Turns Racial Scandal Into Comedy Bit
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Comedian Michael Richards has turned his racist rant into a bit for ?Curb Your Enthusiasm,? reported TMZ. The ?Seinfeld? star who played Kramer, ...
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I-Team: Online Fakes Cause Comedy, Controversy - KLAS-TV

I-Team: Online Fakes Cause Comedy, Controversy
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In a postmodern, 24/7 world of web that is filled with napkin-wearing governors and philandering C Streeters, anyone can be comedian, even if the targets ...

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Ken Ober, 52, host of MTV's 'Remote Control' - Boston Globe

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Ken Ober, 52, host of MTV's 'Remote Control'
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He had received national exposure as a contestant on "Star Search," reaching the semifinal round in the comedy competition, when MTV hired him in 1987 to be ...
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Kent Alterman eyes Comedy Central job - Hollywood Reporter

Variety

Kent Alterman eyes Comedy Central job
Hollywood Reporter
Comedy Central is eyeing former New Line executive Kent Alterman as head of original programming. The cable channel is closing a deal ...
Comedy Central Names Kent Alterman Head of ProgrammingTheWrap

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Barry serious about comedy - Toronto Sun

Barry serious about comedy
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When he was last in Toronto, deadpan comedian Todd Barry wasn't called upon to be funny. He was at the Toronto International Film ...

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A growing TV cover-up: Obnoxious pop-up promos
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Nothing funny about those cover-ups for its comedies. Viewers don't forget. Viewers still cite the giant fireball, complete with a whooshing inferno sound, ...

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Funny thing about Dirk's winner - Dallas Morning News

Funny thing about Dirk's winner
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The most hilarious part of Dirk Nowitzki's buzzer beater that hit back rim, front rim, backboard and then net was the celebration afterward. ...

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Kathie Lee Gifford: Kristen Wiig's spoof 'isn't that funny' - AZ Central.com

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Kathie Lee Gifford: Kristen Wiig's spoof 'isn't that funny'
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... "I'm going to sue her for ruining my song! Don't call her a good singer. She's not in tune." Final ruling by Kathie Lee: "I don't think it's that funny."
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Funny or Die Celebrates 'Funny People' Release - Home Media Magazine

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Funny or Die Celebrates 'Funny People' Release
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24 Universal Studios Home Entertainment release of Funny People on Blu-ray Disc and DVD, comedy video Web site Funny or Die will host a special live Q&A ...
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A Lot of Comedy is Not Funny
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Theater review: Billy Crystal revisits childhood in '700 Sundays' at Winspear ...
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Critic's Corner Wednesday: 'The Middle,' 'Glee,' 'Modern Family' - USA Today

Critic's Corner Wednesday: 'The Middle,' 'Glee,' 'Modern Family'
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Fluffy and funny
University at Buffalo The Spectrum
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