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Dick Stockton, Jay Cutler and Weird Bears/Rams Moments - ChicagoNow (blog)

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'Ted' climbs corporate comedy ladder - Boston Herald

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Sarah Palin Does Stand-Up Comedy
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"Top Ten Climate Change Jokes from Laughzilla and the Late Night Hosts"

10. "President Obama assures us that climate change is real, based on scientific fact, even though those facts are admitted lies. It's like his plan to fix the economy. We've got debt we can't afford. Let's go on a shopping spree! Brilliant. Harvard Brilliant. So it must be true 'cuz He said it, right?!" -- Laughzilla

9. "Experts say this global warming is serious, and they are predicting now that by the year 2050, we will be out of party ice." -- David Letterman

8. "Hollywood is reviewing scripts for a movie about the East Anglia University climate change scam. The project is tentatively being called 'An inconvenient lie.'" -- Laughzilla

7. "Arnold Schwarzenegger is blaming man for global warming. And today, Al Gore agreed with him. That's so typical. Two cyborgs, 'Oh, let's blame the humans.'" -- Jay Leno

6. "Polar bears blame humans for climate change. They named Al Gore and his carbon footprint as one of the world's worst offenders. Talk about an inconvenient truth." -- Laughzilla

5. "Scientists say because of global warming they expect the world's oceans to rise four and a half feet. The scientists say this can mean only one thing: Gary Coleman is going to drown." -- Conan O'Brien

4. "On the The Twelfth Day of Copenhagen climatologists gave to me: 12 climate change mistruths from Obama ..." -- Laughzilla

3. "President Bush told reporters he won't see Al Gore's documentary about the threat of global warming. He will not see it. On the other hand, Dick Cheney said he's seen the global warming film five times, and it still cracks him up." -- Conan O'Brien

2. "The best reason to use clean energy has nothing to do with climate change. Rather, it has to do with a dirty four letter word: Iran." -- laughzilla

... and the Number 1 Climate Change Joke from Laughzilla and the Late Night Hosts,

1. One great reason to be for climate change and global warming: Hot sweaty babes in skimpy clothes." -- Laughzilla


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