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"Christmas Eve, 2009. Due to high oil prices, Santa's sleigh was partly accelerated using the Large Hadron Collider." ~ Yasha Harari


The Daily Dose Joke:
"Top Ten Reasons Pranksters love Christmas."

10. Elf outfits. You'd be surprised what you can get away with when you're wearing one.

9. Christmas wreaths are perfect shapes to toilet paper.

8. Firecracker gift boxes that POP! loudly when opened.

7. Mixing ground chilli pepper in the ginger bread cookies.

6. Egg Nog - spiked with Rum.

5. Leaving salt licks spiked with Rum on roofs, so the reindeer fly drunk!

4. Filling everyone's stockings with coal.

3. Replacing the Romantic Comedy under the Christmas Tree with a DVD of the XXX adult version of Tiger Woods' Fifteen Greatest Holes.

2. Hacking NORAD's Santa Tracker and have him fly very slowly and suspiciously over nuclear sites in Iran.

... and the #1 Reason Prankers love Christmas:

1. Giving bratty lil' elves wedgies and getting Santa Claus to put them on the Naughty list.


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