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?Alice in Wonderland? Trailer: Tim Burton's Weird, Funky WonderlandWall Street Journal (blog)
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>> IT'S A WEIRD WEEK WHEN AN ANIMATED FROG DOES A BETTER JOB THAN MATT DAMON - The Free Lance-Star

The Free Lance-Star

>> IT'S A WEIRD WEEK WHEN AN ANIMATED FROG DOES A BETTER JOB THAN MATT DAMON
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news of the weird - Wilkes Barre Times-Leader

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Weird and wonderful Christmas songs 10 of the best - In Entertainment (blog)

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Weird and wonderful Christmas songs 10 of the best
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THE TICKER Colbert risks SI cover jinx - Detroit Free Press

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THE TICKER Colbert risks SI cover jinx
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Network comedy shines in Golden Globe nods - The State

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Network comedy shines in Golden Globe nods
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Steve Carell, Tina Fey Eyeing "Mail-Order" Comedy - ABC News

Gawker

Steve Carell, Tina Fey Eyeing "Mail-Order" Comedy
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... who will be seen opposite each other next April in "Date Night," are loosely attached to star in "Mail-Order Groom," a Warner Bros. comedy about a naive ...
Carrell and Fey Reteaming for Mail-Order Groom?ComingSoon.net
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Steve Carell and Tina Fey could link arms again with 'Mail-Order Groom'Los Angeles Times

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TV panel: Comedy making a comeback - Reuters

Variety

TV panel: Comedy making a comeback
Reuters
... the business is experiencing a renaissance of sorts with such innovative rookies as the Fox musical "Glee" and the ABC ensemble comedy "Modern Family. ...
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CBS throws weight behind comedy pilot - Reuters

Reuters

CBS throws weight behind comedy pilot
Reuters
CBS has handed out a pilot order to "Mike and Molly," a comedy from Chuck Lorre -- the mastermind behind the network's top comedies "Men" and "The Big Bang ...
CBS Into New Comedy From ?Big Bang Theory? CreatorHeadlinePlanet.com
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'Glee' sings with 4 Golden Globes nominations: Best Television Series - Comedy ... - Examiner.com

Globe and Mail

'Glee' sings with 4 Golden Globes nominations: Best Television Series - Comedy ...
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In addition to being put up for best series, comedy or musical, actress Lea Michele was nominated for best performance by an actress in a television series, ...
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Design has a starring role in Meryl Streep's new comedy 'It's Complicated' - Washington Post

Design has a starring role in Meryl Streep's new comedy 'It's Complicated'
Washington Post
In 2003, the movie "Something's Gotta Give" starring Diane Keaton and Jack Nicholson created a lot of buzz. But it wasn't just because of ...

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Review: 'The Hangover' only hurts when you laugh - San Jose Mercury News

E! Online (blog)

Review: 'The Hangover' only hurts when you laugh
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The film was nominated this week for a Golden Globe for best motion picture comedy or musical, but remember: The foreign press reveres Jerry Jewis' comedies ...
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Poll: Which Golden Globe nominee will win best comedy/musical picture? - Los Angeles Times

Poll: Which Golden Globe nominee will win best comedy/musical picture?
Los Angeles Times
Normally, Golden Globe voters automatically choose successful musicals in the race for best comedy/musical picture. Past champs include "Sweeney Todd," ...

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Can comedy and rock 'n roll help business? - BBC News

BBC News

Can comedy and rock 'n roll help business?
BBC News
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"Jewish Mother's Letter at Chanukkah."

Dear Darling Son and That Person You Married,

Happy Chanukah to you, and please don't worry. I'm just fine considering I can't breathe or eat. The important thing is that you have a nice holiday, thousands of miles away from your ailing mother. I've sent along my last ten dollars in this card, which I hope you'll spend on my grandchildren. G-d knows their mother never buys them anything nice. They look so thin in their pictures, poor babies.

Thank you so much for the birthday flowers, dear boy. I put them in the freezer so they'll stay fresh for my grave. Which reminds me -- we buried Grandma last week. I know she died years ago, but I got to yearning for a good funeral, so Aunt Berta and I dug her up and had the services all over again. I would have invited you, but I know that woman you live with would have never let you come. I bet she's never even watched that videotape of my hemorrhoid surgery, has she?

Well son, it's time for me to crawl off to bed now. I lost my cane beating off muggers last week, but don't you worry about me. I'm also getting used to the cold since they turned my heat off and am grateful because the frost on my bed numbs the constant pain. Now don't you even think about sending any more money, because I know you need it for those expensive family vacations you take every year. Give my love to my darling grand-babies and my regards to whatever-her-name-is -- the one with the black roots who stole you screaming from my bosom.

Happy Chanukah,

Love, Mom


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The daily dose of folic acid in the studies was up to six times as high as the average dose delivered by US fortification. The studies took place in Norway, ...

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As I See It: New law offers smokers hope (Dec. 9) - Corvallis Gazette Times

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Wednesday Web Resources: Milo, Free Sales Compass, and Youtego
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Revlimid Alternate-Day Dosing Regimen Shows Promise In Myelodysplastic Syndromes - The MDS Beacon

Revlimid Alternate-Day Dosing Regimen Shows Promise In Myelodysplastic Syndromes
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Previous attempts to reduce Revlimid's side effects included lowering the daily dose from 10 mg to 5 mg. This did decrease side effects, but it did not ...

Influ, self-destructive mask against the dictatorship of fear - Neural

Neural

Influ, self-destructive mask against the dictatorship of fear
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Contrasting pandemic flu hysteria with a self-destructive object aims towards breaking the dictatorship of fear and the daily dose of alarmist news. ...

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Editorial: Efficiency forced on government - Enterprise-Record

Editorial: Efficiency forced on government
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AP Internal emails between eBay executive Garrett Price and then-CEO Meg Whitman do not paint a flattering picture of either in the ...

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The story of civilization, told by two guys in funny clothes
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It's very funny, but this is the kind of humor you have to see to appreciate. It's not that the lines aren't funny or the songs are bad; it's just that they ...

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Joe Biden's funny job numbers - American Thinker (blog)

Joe Biden's funny job numbers
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Funny in the sense that they're doctored up as well as being hysterically wrong. "President Barack Obama' s clean-energy initiatives will help create more ...

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Funny people - CBC.ca

CBC.ca

Funny people
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Michael Clarke Duncan gets funny in 'Slammin' Salmon' - PopMatters

Michael Clarke Duncan gets funny in 'Slammin' Salmon'
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Sarah & Hugh Get Funny In 'Did You Hear About The Morgans' Movie Trailer - OnTheFlix

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Sarah & Hugh Get Funny In 'Did You Hear About The Morgans' Movie Trailer
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Obama, now with more funny, says home improvements are "sexy" - Washington Examiner (blog)

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Kent man turns flood fears into funny shirts
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Muppets: Still Funny, Furry and Fresh! - The Female Fan (blog)

Muppets: Still Funny, Furry and Fresh!
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Los Angeles Times

Google Goggles sets sights on visual search
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