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Clemson is such a weird basketball program - Searching for Billy Edelin

Clemson is such a weird basketball program
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by SFBE.NF on Dec 2, 2009 10:37 PM EST 0 comments More photos by Brett Flashnick - AP While it wasn't quite appropriate given the 23-point deficit, ...

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25 Days of Weird Christmas: The Crapper - San Francisco Chronicle

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25 Days of Weird Christmas: The Crapper
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Google Street View surfaces in Victoria and with it mistakes and weird moments - Vancouver Sun

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... as the rest of the world has discovered, there are some inaccuarcies, strange situations and just plain weird moments captured in time. ...
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NHL Scoreboard: Weird Injuries for Ovechkin and Vokoun - New York Times

NHL Scoreboard: Weird Injuries for Ovechkin and Vokoun
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By THE NEW YORK TIMES Two bizarre injuries were the big story on Monday night. The first involved Alex Ovechkin of Washington and Russia, ...

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Weird Christmas: Day 1 - San Francisco Chronicle

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Weird Christmas: Day 1
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Starting today, the SFGate Culture Blog presents: 25 Days of Weird Christmas. We'll be sharing bizarre holiday traditions from around the world, ...

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Admin fired for incompetence, not alien search - ZDNet

Admin fired for incompetence, not alien search
ZDNet
Weird title? Probably. But this is a weird story. Earlier today I heard about a network systems administrator in an Arizona public school district (Higley ...

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OK GO: "The band who does weird stuff" - National Post

OK GO: "The band who does weird stuff"
National Post
There won't be a video of us on elliptical trainers," Kulash says. "We just want to be the band who does weird stuff."

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Vote: Weird Web Stories of November! - ESPN

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Vote: Weird Web Stories of November!
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In particular, the Weird Web Stories segment has brought us hundreds of awesome Web clips, sometimes discovered by the production staff but more often sent ...

How weird is that? - Little Chicago Review

How weird is that?
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How weird is that? that eat is the only word that if you take the first letter and move it to the last, it spells its past tense, ate . . . and have you ...

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Comedy Central Scoops Network News on Climate-Gate Scandal - FOXNews

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Comedy Central Scoops Network News on Climate-Gate Scandal
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... have ignored a growing scandal over evidence of a potential climate cover-up ? and now they've even been scooped by the fake news at Comedy Central. ...
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'Ugly Betty' gets a prettier time slot - Los Angeles Times

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'Ugly Betty' gets a prettier time slot
Los Angeles Times
Languishing on Fridays, the comedy moves to Wednesdays on Jan. 6. Its creator is 'grateful to ABC.' By Denise Martin ABC announced Wednesday that the sassy ...
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Fox sketches out new idea for comedy pilot - Hollywood Reporter

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Fox sketches out new idea for comedy pilot
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Fox aims to redefine sketch comedy with a half-hour pilot developed and greenlighted under the network's alternative programming chief ...
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Nicole Richie to write, produce and star in comedy for ABC. - Examiner.com

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?The Simple Life? star is starring and producing a half hour comedy sitcom on ABC loosely based on her life. The script centers around Ritchie as a ...
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Improv comedy troupe - NorthJersey.com

Improv comedy troupe
NorthJersey.com
Lunatic Fringe, an improvisational comedy troupe, will perform an evening of madcap antics on Saturday, Dec. 5, at 7 pm, at the Playwrights Theatre of New ...
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'Office' star co-writing romantic comedy - Digital Spy

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'Office' star co-writing romantic comedy
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Office star Mindy Kaling has signed on to co-write romantic comedy The Low Self Esteem of Lizzie Gillespie. Kaling and writing partner Brent ...
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OSU comedy troupe hopes to garner laughs with performance - Daily O'Collegian

OSU comedy troupe hopes to garner laughs with performance
Daily O'Collegian
An OSU comedy troupe will add some life and laughter to dead week tonight. Magic Pants, a comedy troupe composed of OSU students, will perform its show for ...

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Showtime highlights ethnic comedy this month with four stand-up specials - Punchline Magazine

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Showtime highlights ethnic comedy this month with four stand-up specials
Punchline Magazine
EDWIN SAN JUAN'S PACIFIC RIM COMEDY, hosted by Edwin San Juan, features a lineup of Asian comics from around the world. The lineup consists of Joey Guila, ...
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Improv Comedy This Weekend - Huntington Herald Dispatch

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Improv Comedy This Weekend
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My pal Tony Slack sends along this note about this weekend's improv comedy performance in South Charleston: Just a reminder that the No Pants Players will ...

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Tom Cruise's new comedy movie may have to be rewritten - Sawf News

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Tom Cruise's new comedy movie may have to be rewritten
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The Daily Dose Joke:
"How to Cook a Turkey"

Step 1: Go buy a turkey
Step 2: Take a drink of whiskey, scotch, Southern Comfort or JD
Step 3: Put turkey in the oven
Step 4: Take another 2 drinks of whiskey
Step 5: Set the degree at 375 ovens
Step 6: Take 3 more whiskeys of drink
Step 7: Turn oven the on
Step 8: Take 4 whisks of drinky
Step 9: Turk the bastey
Step 10: Whiskey another bottle of get
Step 11: Stick a turkey in the thermometer
Step 12: Glass yourself a pour of whiskey
Step 13: Bake the whiskey for 4 hours
Step 14: Take the oven out of the turkey
Step 15: Take the oven out of the turkey
Step 16: Floor the turkey up off the pick
Step 17: Turk the carvey
Step 18: Get yourself another scottle of botch
Step 19: Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey
Step 20: Bless the saying, pass and eat out



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GUEST VIEWPOINT: New laws will help smokers quit, but more efforts needed
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Even though most smokers know they should quit, they find it very difficult to go without the daily dose of nicotine that tobacco products provide. ...

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Editorial: Efficiency forced on government - Enterprise-Record

Editorial: Efficiency forced on government
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Who really needs the daily dose of junk mail on Saturdays? Changing mail delivery to five days a week would save a load of money on salaries. ...

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Venting at the Office Helps Hearts
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The daily dose of folic acid in the studies was up to six times as high as the average dose delivered by US fortification. The studies took place in Norway, ...

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Influ, self-destructive mask against the dictatorship of fear
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Contrasting pandemic flu hysteria with a self-destructive object aims towards breaking the dictatorship of fear and the daily dose of alarmist news. ...

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High-dose Folic Acid and B12 May Hike Cancer Risk - MedPage Today

High-dose Folic Acid and B12 May Hike Cancer Risk
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"In this study, the daily dose that was given was 400 ?g ... so it is really illogical to try to 'blame' the folic acid for the effects observed, ...

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First thoughts: No pain, no gain? - msnbc.com

First thoughts: No pain, no gain?
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It's obvious that the majority of them haven't taken the time to EDUCATE themselves and they're doing nothing more than parroting the daily dose of ...

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Millions help provide family caregiving services - San Gabriel Valley Tribune

Millions help provide family caregiving services
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The daily dose of joy is important for all of us. For up-to-date information and support, contact USC's Los Angeles Caregiver Resource Center at ...
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The Pakistani state as a suicide bomber - Daily News & Analysis

The Pakistani state as a suicide bomber
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The tendency instead has been to bizarrely blame the daily dose of recent terror on the Israeli Mossad, the Indian RAW and the American CIA -- in fact, ...

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Funny Car champ Hight quiets his critics
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After coming close for four seasons, Hight won the Funny Car championship this season and proved a point. "We won this thing on pure performance once the ...
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'Dangerously Funny' by David Bianculli - ABC News

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A Not So Funny Warner Royalty Statement - Billboard Business News

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Tim Quirk, the singer for early '90s alternative band Too Much Joy, lit up the blogosphere this week by pulling back the curtain on an ...

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Tiger Woods crash + The Sims = profit? - Destructoid

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Tiger Woods crash + The Sims = profit?
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This season, The Office has been all about wage freezes, job cuts and financial ruin - but it has remembered to bring the funny. The bar seems impossibly ...

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