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Weird configuration at Boone Pickens Stadium - ESPN

Weird configuration at Boone Pickens Stadium
ESPN
STILLWATER, Okla. -- Fans watching the game tonight on television will notice a couple of differences at Boone Pickens Stadium. This is the only stadium in ...

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Hawkeyes' weird season gets even more strange - Quad City Times

Hawkeyes' weird season gets even more strange
Quad City Times
John Schultz An Iowa fan sits and watches the Iowa / Indiana game while wearing a green monkey suit Sat. Oct. 31, 2009, during first half action at Kinnick ...

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Weather stats don't lie: October was weird - St. Cloud Times

Weather stats don't lie: October was weird
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By TaLeiza Calloway ? tcalloway@stcloudtimes.com ? November 1, 2009 Either would be correct, considering the month made marks as the third-wettest on record ...

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Review: Degenerate Art Ensemble's 'Sonic Tales' is weird, wild, surreal ... - Seattle Times

Review: Degenerate Art Ensemble's 'Sonic Tales' is weird, wild, surreal ...
Seattle Times
Review: Degenerate Art Ensemble's "Sonic Tales" uses every means at its disposal ? movement, music, sound collage, video projection, shapeshifting sets, ...

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A Weird, Kind of Awesome Contest: Six Words on a "Signicant Object" - Huffington Post (blog)

A Weird, Kind of Awesome Contest: Six Words on a "Signicant Object"
Huffington Post (blog)
So you'll like this contest from SMITH Magazine, creators of the Six-Word Memoir project, and Significant Objects, a weird, wonderful new project from ...

Yankovic still 'Weird' after all these years - CNN

CNN

Yankovic still 'Weird' after all these years
CNN
Besides the hits, Yankovic's starred in a movie (the cult favorite "UHF") and a television show ("The Weird Al Show") and established himself as a video ...

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Creigh Deeds: Democratic dinosaur doomed by Virginia's disappearing 'Old ... - Washington Examiner

Creigh Deeds: Democratic dinosaur doomed by Virginia's disappearing 'Old ...
Washington Examiner
Dithering along the campaign trail, Deeds seems to running for governor of an ?'Old, Weird' Dominion? that's fallen by the wayside. His campaign is fumbling ...

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Stephanie McMahon Backstage Update - Weird Shane Reaction - Wrestling Inc.

Stephanie McMahon Backstage Update - Weird Shane Reaction
Wrestling Inc.
At this past Sunday's Bragging Rights pay-per-view, Bucky Palermo, a longtime friend of the McMahons, came to the show ...

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Weird, but so dad - Malaysia Star

Weird, but so dad
Malaysia Star
Because all fathers are supposed to be weird, right? Parents and their children at any age can have different points of view over just about everything. ...

Weird: Windows XP Netbooks Still Outsell Windows 7 Netbooks - I4U

Weird: Windows XP Netbooks Still Outsell Windows 7 Netbooks
I4U
For short time the HP Mini 110 Windows 7 netbook lead the Amazon Netbook sales charts last week. Now the first three places are taken up by Windows XP ...

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The Daily Dose of Comedy News:
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Arts, Briefly Comedy Central Plans New Sketch Series - New York Times

The Money Times

Arts, Briefly Comedy Central Plans New Sketch Series
New York Times
Though Nick Swardson, above, is better known for stand-up comedy albums with vaguely off-color titles and supporting roles in films like ?Blades of Glory? ...
COMEDY CENTRAL(R) Greenlights Nick Swardson Sketch SeriesReuters
Nick Swardson gets Comedy Central seriesHollywood Reporter
'Reno 911!''s Nick Swardson Gets His Own Comedy Central ShowInside TV (blog)
New York Times (blog) -Variety -Broadcasting & Cable
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Comedy for Dummies - New York Times

New York Times

Comedy for Dummies
New York Times
He'd been packed in plastic in a garage and then a basement for five decades ? chipped in places and blighted by mold ? by the time the stand-up comedian ...

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College stages Simon comedy - Sioux City Journal

Playbill.com

College stages Simon comedy
Sioux City Journal
One of Broadway's most successful comedy writers will have his work presented at Western Iowa Tech Community College. "Brighton Beach Memoirs" is part one ...
More on the stage review of 'Brighton Beach Memoirs'Reading Eagle

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From the Start, Still a 'Funny Thing' - New York Times

From the Start, Still a 'Funny Thing'
New York Times
But ?Comedy Tonight,? which opens ?A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum,? tells you from the get-go whether you'll be in good hands. ...

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'Big Bang Theory' an enjoyable comedy - FayObserver.com

'Big Bang Theory' an enjoyable comedy
FayObserver.com
The show, which has made many smart corrections in its three seasons, has evolved into one of the most enjoyable comedies on the air. ...

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Oprah on the road? Chrysler offers live TV service - The Associated Press

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Oprah on the road? Chrysler offers live TV service
The Associated Press
Starting in December, Chrysler buyers can purchase the service, called Flo TV, that offers popular cable channels like Fox News, MSNBC and Comedy Central. ...
Chrysler Group LLC is First Automaker in the United States to Offer Live ...Reuters
Chrysler Introduces FLO TV In-Car Television as Dealer AccessoryAutomobile Magazine
Chrysler to offer in-car TVs this yearDetroit Free Press
Twice -The Detroit News -Mobile Marketing Watch (blog)
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Bill Cosby collects comedy honour - BBC News

Joy Online

Bill Cosby collects comedy honour
BBC News
The audience were treated to clips of Cosby's best comedy moments, including his stand-up routine of Noah chatting with God about building an ark. ...
Twelfth knight: It's Cosby's time to claim the Twain prizeWashington Post
Bill Cosby Receives Mark Twain Comedy HonorAHN
Fatimah Ali: Comedy, with a CosPhiladelphia Daily News
Parade Magazine -The Press Association -Columbus Dispatch
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Comedy, drama star in Tri-Cities Opera season - Ithaca Journal

Comedy, drama star in Tri-Cities Opera season
Ithaca Journal
"It's a good mix of comedy and drama at a time when we need to get people into the theater," said Reed Smith, the company's general manager. ...

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'Sherlock' to sponsor 'Family Guy' special - Hollywood Reporter

Ethio Planet News

'Sherlock' to sponsor 'Family Guy' special
Hollywood Reporter
... pulled out earlier this week after the software company's executives watched the taping of "Family Guy Presents: Seth & Alex's Almost Live Comedy Show. ...
'Sherlock Holmes' to help out Fox's 'Family Guy'-Seth MacFarlane specialLos Angeles Times
Microsoft Drops Windows 7 Promotion at FoxEthio Planet News
Elementary, My Dear Stewie: "Sherlock Holmes" To Sponsor SpecialTheWrap
Comment (subscription) -BusinessWeek -Victorville Daily Press
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Three-man show discovers comedy among veterans - Leader-Telegram

Three-man show discovers comedy among veterans
Leader-Telegram
Set in 1959, the three-person comedy examines the relationship among aging veterans still reconciling with war. "They're cantankerous old men, ...

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"If stock market experts were so expert, they would be buying stock, not selling advice." ~ Norman R. Augustine

The Daily Dose Joke:
Here's one for All Saints Day: Forrest Gump and St. Peter

Forrest Gump died and went to heaven. When he got to the Pearly Gates, Saint Peter told him that new rules were in effect due to the advances in education on earth. In order to gain admittance, a prospective Heavenly Soul must answer three questions:
1. Name two days of the week that begin with "T."
2. How many seconds are in a year?
3. What is God's first name?

Forrest thought for a few minutes and answered .....
"1. The two days of the week that begin with "T" are Today and Tomorrow."
"2. There are 12 seconds in a year."
"3. God has two first names, and they are Andy and Howard."

Saint Peter said, "OK, I'll buy Today and Tomorrow, even though it's not the answer I expected, so your answer is correct. But how did you get 12 seconds in a year and why did you ever think that God's first name waseither Andy or Howard?"

Forrest responded, "Well, January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, etc."

"OK, I give," said Saint Peter, "but what about the God's first name stuff?"

Forrest said, "Well, from the song ... Andy walks with me, Andy talks with me, Andy tells me I am his own ....., the prayer ... Father, who art in Heaven, Howard be thy name ..."

Saint Peter let him in without another word.

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Brand and Generic TRAMADOL (Ultram). FDA approved. Fast Delivery. Ultram. - Newstalk ZB

Brand and Generic TRAMADOL (Ultram). FDA approved. Fast Delivery. Ultram.
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The daily dose of contradiction - ORF.at

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In mid-July this year, Mohsen Namjoo was getting ready to record his new album. On the first day of taping, the singer-songwriter awoke to the insistent ...

Rasburicase approved for management of plasma uric acid levels - HemOncToday

Rasburicase approved for management of plasma uric acid levels
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The daily dose of rasburicase was 0.20 mg/kg; the allopurinol dose was 300 mg. The plasma uric acid response rate was defined as the proportion of patients ...

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FDA Approves Elitek(R) (rasburicase) for Management of Plasma Uric Acid Levels ... - Reuters

FDA Approves Elitek(R) (rasburicase) for Management of Plasma Uric Acid Levels ...
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The daily dose of Elitek was 0.20 mg/kg, while that of allopurinol was 300 mg. The PUA response rate was defined as the proportion of patients with PUA ...

Novartis drug Tasigna(R) meets primary endpoint in pivotal trial against ... - Reuters

Novartis drug Tasigna(R) meets primary endpoint in pivotal trial against ...
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... CYP3A4 should be closely monitored for prolongation of the QT interval, and a dose reduction to 1/2 the daily dose is recommended (400 mg once daily). ...

First thoughts: Jersey Boys - msnbc.com

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First thoughts: Jersey Boys
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... you're afraid that some of their viewers may start to just say NO to the daily dose of brainwashing that's handed out by the wrecking crew over there? ...

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Out of Mom's Car, Into the Metrobus - Washington Post

Out of Mom's Car, Into the Metrobus
Washington Post
Walking that mile to and from the bus happens to be the daily dose of activity recommended for teens by the American Heart Association. ...

Gul Panag is Twitter Face at WIFW - Oneindia

Gul Panag is Twitter Face at WIFW
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Gul Panag will be present at the venue on all five action-packed days to review the shows and tweet on the daily dose of fashion week news. ...

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The Quietus & Domino Hook Up For Halloween - The Quietus

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The Quietus & Domino Hook Up For Halloween
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Five-Day Intravenous Vidaza For MDS Shows Mixed Results Compared To Standard ... - The MDS Beacon

Five-Day Intravenous Vidaza For MDS Shows Mixed Results Compared To Standard ...
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From the Start, Still a 'Funny Thing' - New York Times

From the Start, Still a 'Funny Thing'
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Funny Car showdown: Hight vs. Force Hood in round one - Radioactive Drag Racing News

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I Hope Jesus Thinks Larry David is Funny - Town Hall

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I Hope Jesus Thinks Larry David is Funny
Town Hall
Larry David joined the ranks of the rank this week when he whizzed on an image of Jesus Christ on his unfunny HBO show. ...
Comedian crosses the line to gain ratingsExaminer.com
Larry David Urinates on Jesus Painting; Catholics Not EnthusedPopEater
HBO Defends Larry David 'Pissing on Jesus'AceShowbiz (blog)
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Matt Hagan sets Funny Car record to lead NHRA qualifiers in Las Vegas - AutoWeek

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Matt Hagan sets Funny Car record to lead NHRA qualifiers in Las Vegas
AutoWeek
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Hagan sets NHRA speed mark in Funny CarLas Vegas Review - Journal
Dixon leads Top Fuel qualifyingUSA Today
NHRA standings tight for Las Vegas racesLos Angeles Times
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Review | 'Eating the Dinosaur': Stupid, but also funny - MiamiHerald.com

Review | 'Eating the Dinosaur': Stupid, but also funny
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Klosterman's trick is to use stupid-sounding subjects as grist for smart, funny essays. He has built a career on this, gaining early attention for defending ...

A-Rod makes history with first replay review in World Series - Yahoo! Sports

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A-Rod makes history with first replay review in World Series
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"Our coaches thought it hit something funny. It didn't carom right," Yankees manager Joe Girardi later told Fox announcers Joe Buck and Tim mccarver. ...
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A funny five minutes with? Jack Dee - Mirror.co.uk

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A funny five minutes with? Jack Dee
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Balloon Boy's Dad -- Not Smart, Not Funny - TMZ.com (blog)

Balloon Boy's Dad -- Not Smart, Not Funny
TMZ.com (blog)
We know it's supposed to be funny because it's categorized as "humor" -- but that's the only clue. Mostly it just comes across as offensive. ...

'I'm actually funny for a reason' - News-Leader.com

'I'm actually funny for a reason'
News-Leader.com
"Now I understand that I'm actually funny for a reason," says Michael Jr. "I'm really excited about what God is doing." One thing God has done for him is to ...

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It's Funny, but Is It Art? - Wall Street Journal

It's Funny, but Is It Art?
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It's sobering to contemplate how far Neil Simon has fallen from fashion in the quarter century since "Brighton Beach Memoirs" first opened ...

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