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Catch a sneak look at the comedy 'Youth in Revolt'
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WWE News: Jim Ross Q&A - DX comedy "overexposed," evaluates TNA's Jan. 4 ... - Pro Wrestling Torch

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Get free passes to new Jackie Chan family comedy - The Detroit News (blog)

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"My friend didn't get the boxing gloves he wanted for Christmas. Now it's Boxing Day and guess who's in a fight with the Postman?!" ~ Yasha Harari


The Daily Dose Joke:
"Top Ten Gifts being returned on Boxing Day 2009."

10. Your fourth redundant iPod.

9. Christmas sweaters.

8. Fruit cake.

7. Your third redundant Wii video game system.

6. The bad check you gave as a gift to the mail man. It's the economy, stupid!

5. Those hideous holiday neckties!

4. Your fifth Zhu zhu pet.

3. The Star Wars Science Force Trainer set.

2. The Amazon kindle.

... and the #1 Gift being returned on Boxing Day 2009:

1. Unwanted "You're my #1 girl" necklaces each extramarrital girlfriend received from Tiger Woods.


Source: Yasha Harari, The Daily Dose


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