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(8^D Light 'em if you got 'em! Oy Vey! Happy Hannukah! (^:)
CHappy CHannukah to all, and to all 8 Crazy Nights!

Funny Quote:
"Jews light 44 candles or oil ampules over the eight days of hanukkah. How guilty are we of climate change, according to the lying Climategate scientists at East Anglia University?" ~ Yasha Harari


The Daily Dose Joke:
"On the X night of Hanukkah, my true love gave to me"

On the first night of Hanukkah, my true love gave to me
A Hanukkiah with some fuel

On the second night of Hanukkah, my true love gave to me
2 dreidels spinning and
A Hanukkiah with some fuel

On the third night of Hanukkah, my true love gave to me
3 plates of latkes
2 dreidels spinning and
A Hanukkiah with some fuel

On the fourth night of Hanukkah, my true love gave to me
4 chocolate gelt bags
3 plates of latkes
2 dreidels spinning and
A Hanukkiah with some fuel

On the fifth night of Hanukkah, my true love gave to me
5 golden things
4 chocolate gelt bags
3 plates of latkes
2 dreidels spinning and
A Hanukkiah with some fuel

On the sixth night of Hanukkah, my true love gave to me
6 sufganiyot
5 golden things
4 chocolate gelt bags
3 plates of latkes
2 dreidels spinning and
A Hanukkiah with some fuel

On the seventh night of Hanukkah, my true love gave to me
7 normal pencils
6 sufganiyot
5 golden things
4 chocolate gelt bags
3 plates of latkes
2 dreidels spinning and
A Hanukkiah with some fuel

On the eighth night of Hanukkah, my true love gave to me
8 wrapped-up presents
7 normal pencils
6 sufganiyot
5 golden things
4 chocolate gelt bags
3 plates of latkes
2 dreidels spinning and
A Hanukkiah with some fuel


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