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The best, worst and just plain weird celebrity websites
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Though the eyes may be the window to the soul, a celebrity's website is undoubtedly a digital screen into the psyche. It's no surprise then that Jim ...

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?The Box? Review: A Movie With A Weird Plot And Subtle Message
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The early response from the viewers is that the movie is a bit weird. This is a movie that puts the focus on the characters rather than other elements like ...
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Weird statements show Gov. Charlie Crist is suffering a case of Marco-itis - Tampabay.com

Weird statements show Gov. Charlie Crist is suffering a case of Marco-itis
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Sure, our governor took the stimulus dough. But it was an accident. He thought it was a campaign contribution. ...

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Weird Science ponders the inevitable stupidity of public transit - Ars Technica

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Weird Science ponders the inevitable stupidity of public transit
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Weird Al Joining Black Francis On Stage For Possible Pixies Polka
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THE BUCK STOPS HERE - Chicago Sun-Times

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THE BUCK STOPS HERE
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I'll fight to be Miss World ... and then I'll fight for a safer world - The Sun

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I'll fight to be Miss World ... and then I'll fight for a safer world
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It's been weird but fantastic weird because I really want this opportunity." She added: "When I am a soldier I have my hair scraped back and no make-up. ...
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Lambert: 'Parents gave me confidence' - Digital Spy

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Lambert: 'Parents gave me confidence'
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Monte Poole: Oakland Raiders -- Weird is the new normal - San Jose Mercury News

Monte Poole: Oakland Raiders -- Weird is the new normal
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LIKE COAL miners and infantrymen, the Raiders are accustomed to carrying on regardless of conditions. They shrug or sigh or laugh cryptically ...

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Trippy Texas attractions top the list of weird sites - Austin American-Statesman

Trippy Texas attractions top the list of weird sites
Austin American-Statesman
We know lots about cruise ships: sleek and classy vessels with names like Fantasy, Exotica and Mystic. Shift the focus and visualize ...

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The results might look a lot like "Family Guy: Seth & Alex's Almost Live Comedy Show," which aired Sunday night, made up of equal parts humor, ...
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'Modern Family' reinvents the family comedy - msnbc.com

'Modern Family' reinvents the family comedy
msnbc.com
For the last few years, TV comedy has been in a rut. Last fall, networks introduced only four new sitcoms, as compared with 1997, which saw 15 debuts. ...

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'The Onion' heading to Comedy Central: Area online sports news team gets TV show - Entertainment Weekly

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'The Onion' heading to Comedy Central: Area online sports news team gets TV show
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COMEDY CENTRAL(R) and The Onion Partner on an Original Pilot for a Scripted ...Reuters
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Wanda Sykes makes her late-night debut - Los Angeles Times

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Wanda Sykes makes her late-night debut
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Fox's new Saturday-night comedy show starring Wanda Sykes made its debut, and although it will be almost a week (yes, you read that right) until final ...
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This just in, Stephen Colbert sponsors US speedskating - MiamiHerald.com

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This just in, Stephen Colbert sponsors US speedskating
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This photo provided by Comedy Central shows left foreground, US Speedskating executive director Robert Crowley, Olympic gold medalist Dan Jansen and host ...
Speedskaters' mighty thighs will say 'Colbert'San Francisco Chronicle
Say "Leno luge logo" 10 times real fastChicagoNow (blog)
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?The Onion? Coming To Comedy Central - Inside Pulse (blog)

?The Onion? Coming To Comedy Central
Inside Pulse (blog)
Satirical newspaper The Onion is teaming up with Comedy Central for a half-hour scripted series. ...
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King of comedy - New York Post

New York Post

King of comedy
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TV Guide Network and TV Land Acquire Exclusive Joint Basic Cable Rights to ... - CNNMoney.com (press release)

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?Curb Your Enthusiasm? to Air on Basic CableNBC Los Angeles
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Canadians aquire a taste for hard-hitting comedy - National Post

Canadians aquire a taste for hard-hitting comedy
National Post
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Student comedy group learns skills while serving up laughs - Ball State Daily News

Student comedy group learns skills while serving up laughs
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The student-run group recently made it into the top 16 semifinal in Rooftop Comedy's 3rd Annual National College Funny Filmmaker Competition, and while many ...

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Joe Ward's Big Goodbye
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Rasburicase approved for management of plasma uric acid levels
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Brand and Generic TRAMADOL (Ultram). FDA approved. Fast Delivery. Ultram.
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First thoughts: Jersey Boys
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Adieu to Genoa City - New Zealand Herald

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Adieu to Genoa City
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It's all ridiculously melodramatic, but psychologists reckon the daily dose of escapism is akin to burying yourself in a gossip magazine. ...

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Funny Man Martin Gets Serious About Music
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"He does Saturday Night Live, and he's so funny in that show," the comic told Sky News. "In fact if I have one worry it's that he's funnier than I am. ...

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Taylor Swift is funny - Hartford Courant

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Are funny women intimidating?: Women who crack wise say it's tough to find a ... - California Chronicle

Are funny women intimidating?: Women who crack wise say it's tough to find a ...
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Will Ferrell's "Funny or Die" Will Make Money on YouTube; No Illicit Uploaders ... - BNET

The Slammin' Salmon Trailer: Broken Lizard Serves Up Funny - Cinema Blend

The Slammin' Salmon Trailer: Broken Lizard Serves Up Funny
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The trailer doesn't quite live up to the film, but you'll at least get a taste of Duncan bringing the funny in the new Slammin' Salmon trailer below.

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seth macfarlane : Family Guy Presents Seth & Alex's Almost Live Review
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He was with Alex Borstein, who voices Lois Griffin and they sang, and made a lot of funny jokes. First we must say that Seth McFarlane is hot. ...
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Review: Military Dudes Abide in Funny Men Who Stare at Goats - Wired News

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Undecided Nassau County Executive Race Puts Suozzi's Political Future in Limbo - New York Times

Undecided Nassau County Executive Race Puts Suozzi's Political Future in Limbo
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A funny thing happened to the Nassau County executive, Thomas R. Suozzi, on his way to the stars. The election for Nassau County ...

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Funny girl Mo'nique becomes a drama queen
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