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"Pope Benedict XVI was knocked down by an "unbalanced woman" at Christmas Mass 2009. She was arrested by Vatican Guards for her Heavin' ways!" ~ Yasha Harari


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"Top Ten Reasons Parents loved Christmas in The Great Recession of 2009."

10. You can get away with buying less presents this year. It's The Economy, Stupid!

9. Sales on stockings ... get 'em at 50% off and you can call them winter socks.

8. iPods and iPhones are cheaper this year.

7. The Wii is cheaper - and better - this year.

6. You can twitter your Christmas, egg nog, family, gifts and all.

5. Affordable tree topping ornaments: Stick the top of the Christmas tree up the bad elf's behind!

4. Downloading Christmas caroll playlists in mp3 or video is easier than playing them on your piano.

3. Your kids are blissfully ignorant of the massive national debts with which they are about to be burdened.

2. Your kids are blissfully ignorant of the massive Christmas debts with which you are about to be burdened.

... and the #1 Reason Parents loved Christmas in the Great Recession of 2009:

1. No work today. And if you do, you get paid double overtime.


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