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Blonde Joe was a handsome young man, but definitely not the brightest guy around. Each day when he walked home from work, he would get stopped by three nasty men and they would beat him up and steal his money. Finally, Joe decided it would be in his best interest to walk a different route, but it would also be wise to take some self-defense classes so this wouldn't happen again. He joined a karate class and soon was doing very well with it.

One day, on his way home from work, Joe confidently decided to take his old route home and, sure enough, there were the same three thugs. He walked up to them and the battle began.

The next afternoon, Joe went to his karate class with a black eye, a broken nose and a busted lip.

His instructor was shocked and asked him what had happened.

"Well," Joe explained, "I took my old way home last night so I could beat those guys up who used to steal my money."

"So what happened?" asked his instructor.

"They jumped me before I could get my shoes and socks off!" Joe exclaimed.



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